Back to Normal (DC)

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Title: Back to Normal
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 9/24/2005 through 12/24/2006 (in Short Stack Stories)
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?



“Kudo-kun?”

“Haibara?”

“Are you alone?”

Shinichi glanced around. “Yes, I’m alone.”

“I just made a discovery about the apotoxin.”

Shinichi was now all ears. “What?”

“Well, I just discovered that it has an expiration date.”

There was a pause. “…and?”

“If my calculations are correct, it should be wearing off any—“ Haibara was cut off as a loud scream echoed over the phone line.

Thump.

Frowning, Haibara hung up and kicked back to wait for her turn.

An while later, Ran returned home and found Kudo Shinichi unconscious on the floor.

Naked.

And she couldn’t decide what to do.



For my friend msbbt, who challenged me to get Shinichi back to normal in one hundred words.