Reality Bites, ch. 9 (DBZ)
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candyficsTitle: Reality Bites, Chapter 9
Fandom: Dragonball Z
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 8/2/2002 to 8/9/2002
Disclaimer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I do not own DBZ.
"ACK!!!" Goku sat up in bed. Beside him, Chichi did the same thing at the exact same time.
They stared at each other. Goku talked first. "Man, I had the weirdest dream!"
"Yeah, me too," Chichi sighed.
"That’s it. No more Twinkies on my pizza before bed," the Saiyan vowed as he rolled over and went back to sleep.
Over at Capsule Corp…
"YIKES!" Vegeta sat straight up at the same time as Bulma. She stared at him, wondering what had freaked him out so much. She knew why she was panicked, but what was his problem?
"Um…Vegeta?" she asked. "I know why I woke up, but what’s with you?"
"Oh my God, I just had the most terrible dream!" the Saiyan Prince gasped. "My hair fell down, and I couldn’t fly anymore, and my strenghth was gone, and…" he was interupted by Bulma’s giggling. "What is so funny, woman?"
Bulma burst into full-fledged laughter. "What…are…you…wearing???"
Vegeta looked down at himself, only to discover that he was wearing a pink leotard, tutu, tights, and ballet slippers. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The prince jumped out of bed screaming and ran out of the house and down the street, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Bulma chuckled and rolled back over, determined to go back to sleep. Almost as an afterthought, she put a hand to her head, and was enormously relieved to feel her hair, right where it was supposed to be. Not that it would have ever really been gone…after all, it was just a dream.
The teenage girl leaned back in her chair and chuckled. This turned out well.
By her elbow, a short green creature with red eyes and fangs made a sound. Candyland turned and looked at the Saibaman. "You think I’m too hard on Vegeta?"
A nod was the answer.
"Well, Kiwi, just remember that he threatened me, and I always get even," she sighed. "Besides, if I’d let him hurt me, they’d all still be stuck in Reality. Now they all think it was just a bad dream."
The little green monster still looked upset and started making noises.
"You’re right, I didn’t write Krillen into this. Well, he and 18 took Marron on vacation to Hawaii, and they won’t be back until my next fic. Okay?"
The Saibaman looked a little happier, and made another sound.
"Hmm…that’s not a bad idea," Candyland agreed as the little green creature went and ransacked the author’s change jar to get some money for Kum & Go Mountain Dew Freezes. "Just one thing Kiwi—I’m driving this time."
Fandom: Dragonball Z
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 8/2/2002 to 8/9/2002
Disclaimer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I do not own DBZ.
"ACK!!!" Goku sat up in bed. Beside him, Chichi did the same thing at the exact same time.
They stared at each other. Goku talked first. "Man, I had the weirdest dream!"
"Yeah, me too," Chichi sighed.
"That’s it. No more Twinkies on my pizza before bed," the Saiyan vowed as he rolled over and went back to sleep.
Over at Capsule Corp…
"YIKES!" Vegeta sat straight up at the same time as Bulma. She stared at him, wondering what had freaked him out so much. She knew why she was panicked, but what was his problem?
"Um…Vegeta?" she asked. "I know why I woke up, but what’s with you?"
"Oh my God, I just had the most terrible dream!" the Saiyan Prince gasped. "My hair fell down, and I couldn’t fly anymore, and my strenghth was gone, and…" he was interupted by Bulma’s giggling. "What is so funny, woman?"
Bulma burst into full-fledged laughter. "What…are…you…wearing???"
Vegeta looked down at himself, only to discover that he was wearing a pink leotard, tutu, tights, and ballet slippers. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The prince jumped out of bed screaming and ran out of the house and down the street, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Bulma chuckled and rolled back over, determined to go back to sleep. Almost as an afterthought, she put a hand to her head, and was enormously relieved to feel her hair, right where it was supposed to be. Not that it would have ever really been gone…after all, it was just a dream.
The teenage girl leaned back in her chair and chuckled. This turned out well.
By her elbow, a short green creature with red eyes and fangs made a sound. Candyland turned and looked at the Saibaman. "You think I’m too hard on Vegeta?"
A nod was the answer.
"Well, Kiwi, just remember that he threatened me, and I always get even," she sighed. "Besides, if I’d let him hurt me, they’d all still be stuck in Reality. Now they all think it was just a bad dream."
The little green monster still looked upset and started making noises.
"You’re right, I didn’t write Krillen into this. Well, he and 18 took Marron on vacation to Hawaii, and they won’t be back until my next fic. Okay?"
The Saibaman looked a little happier, and made another sound.
"Hmm…that’s not a bad idea," Candyland agreed as the little green creature went and ransacked the author’s change jar to get some money for Kum & Go Mountain Dew Freezes. "Just one thing Kiwi—I’m driving this time."
